Misheard lyrics of a four year old.

She's been singing in the car a lot lately...my favorites:

To the tune of "This is Halloween" from the Nightmare Before Christmas:

"This is celery, this is celery, CELERY, CELERY, CELERY!"

Me: Umm, sweetie, that's a great song there but they're actually saying, "this is Halloween".
Hannah: Halloween? Oh, cause it's a Halloween land.
Me: Yup!
Hannah: Well that's good, but in Celery land, they sing THIS IS CELERY! THIS IS CELERY!
Me: Sure, probably.


A few days later, while listening to "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas" in the car:

Hannah: Oh ho, the mistletoe, hung where you can see! Somebody waits for you! Wizard once for me!
Me: Kiss her.
Hannah: What!?
Me: He's saying, "Somebody waits for you, KISS HER once for me," not "wizard once for me"
Hannah: Oh, can you play it again?
Me: Sure.

A few seconds later...

Hannah: No, he's saying "wizard."
Me: That doesn't even make any sense.
Hannah: Like magic.
Me: fine.