Big girl underpants

Hannah is trying out underpants during specific time periods in an effort to move along her potty training. Yesterday, I took her to Target to pick out some because those that I had for her were now too small. We discussed this yesterday morning:

Hannah: I want to wear underpants.
Mom: I know baby, but the ones we have are too small. We'll go to the store later and you can pick out some new underpants all by yourself!
Hannah: Those underpants are too small! Those are for babies!
Mom: Yup! We need to get you some big girl underpants!
Hannah: Yeah. Those underpants are too small for my bottom.
Mom: haha, yes they are.
Hannah: I need bigger underpants for my bottom. My bottom is big like yours!

I could take this as an insult, but I'm choosing to take it as a compliment that she thinks I could fit into size 6T underwear.

Lunch at Daddy's

Hannah's dad just sent me this:

Hannah's eating her lunch;

Hannah - "Daddy! There's no ham in this sammich!"
Me - "That's because you ate it already"
Hannah - "Yeah I did!"
Hannah laughs maniacally
Hannah - "That was funny!"

A minute later;

Hannah - "Daddy, look! There's no ham in this piece of sammich! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Your child is a fruit cake.

And I thought I was in a good mood today.

Me: Are you drawing a picture of me?
Hannah: Yeah *scribble scribble* there!
Me: Well that doesn't look very much like me.
Hannah: It's your hair!
Me: Oh! Well are you going to draw the rest of me?
Hannah: Yeah...here are your eyes *dot dot*...see, you look grouchy.
Me: Why do I look grouchy?
Hannah: Cause you arrrre grouchy.
Me: You think I'm grouchy?
Hannah: Yeah.

/shrug