Friday, February 18, 2011

A Hannah joke

"Hey Mom, want to hear a trick question!?"
"I'd love to!"
"What's got 12 feet but only one hand?"
"I have no idea."
"A cyclops hand with 12 feet! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
"I would never have guessed that! I hope he's friendly, cause a cyclops hand with 12 feet sounds a little scary to me."

Hannah immediately adopts an expression of concern, approaches me, and gently pats my arm.

"Don't worry Mama...it's only really a man in a costume."

She clearly thinks I'm very fragile.