Wednesday, October 21, 2009

So I'm bad at blogging...

...I'm busy hanging out with my ridiculously awesome kid, get over it!

Fun things that have happened lately, Hannah style:

July: Whilst purchasing a new car, Hannah waits in the waiting room with boyfriend and proceeds to launch a faux attack of biting on him in front of the rest of the waiting people. When asked what she was doing, she told him she was a deer. When pressed as to why a deer would be biting him, she announced loudly that it's the kind of deer that drinks blood, and not to worry, that soon she would put it back in him so he can be alive again.

Ahh, to be four.

More recently: A couple weeks ago, I checked on her in the bathtub and asked how things were going. She was busily playing with a set of floating penguins. She said everything is fine, and that the penguins are her family now. I think I said something along the lines of "oh?", to which she replied, solemnly, "yes, but they're all dead now." I think I just left.

We're also having some sort of disconnect recently regarding my omnipotence. I admit, I feign it fairly well, however...she keeps asking me if I remember things that happened when I wasn't there. For example, in August she accompanied her father to England for the first time without me for a week long vacation with her grandparents. She keeps asking me if I remember things "we" did there, haha. I have to keep telling her, "no baby, Mommy wasn't there, so I can't remember things that happened there." She seems suspicious.