Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Ways to keep guests from leaving (or ever coming back)

Joy was about to head home for the evening as Hannah was going to bed.

Hannah: I don't want you to go, I'll miss you!
Joy: I'll miss you too, but I'll come again sometime!
Hannah: But, but, you can't go!
Joy: I have to go, but we'll visit again soon!
Hannah: I think you can't go because your house is on fire.

*sigh*

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Luckily my house wasn't on fire, or I would have had to make a Drew Barrymore/Firestarter reference. ;)