Well...you thought wrong, monkey

On the way home yesterday:

Hannah: I'm hungry
Me: Well, what do you want for dinner?
Hannah: ummm, I think I want cheese
Me: Sorry baby, we don't have any cheese. What else would you like?
Hannah: But I thought we did have cheese.
Me: Well, we don't!
Hannah: But I thought we did I said.
Me: I'll get some next time I go shopping. Do you want a sandwich?
Hannah: I think we have some cheese.
Me: Nope. No cheese.
Hannah: Oh. ummm...I thought we did.
Me: I'm never feeding you again.
Hannah: But I want some food!
Me: Well what do you want then!?
Hannah: ummm, I don't think we have any cheese. We need to get some at the store.
Me: Yup.
Hannah: Can I have a tomato?
Me: Sure.

We have to stop calling her these things

In the bath:

Hannah: Look mama, I'm a scuba diver! *she puts a finger up next to her head like a snorkel*
Me: Wow, are you scuba diving or are you snorkeling!?
Hannah: *brow furrows* I'm uhhh, uhhhh....
Me: Do you know what a snorkel is?
Hannah: ....
Me: Can you say snorkel?
Hannah: *pause* Can you say precocious mama? Say precocious first!

Well...thanks....

Last night, after finishing dinner out at the picnic table, I asked Hannah if she wanted to play outside for a while.

Hannah: Yeah...I'll play in my sandbox for aWHILE.
Me: Ok!
Hannah: What are you gonna do Mama?
Me: I'm not sure yet.
Hannah: Oh! Hmmmm...well...hmmm....you can mow the lawn if you want to!
Me: *sigh* Yeah...ok.

She's a mean chef

Hannah: Here Mama, I made you dinner
Me: Oh good, what is it?!
Hannah: It's some slime!
Me: But...I don't want to eat slime.
Hannah: Oh, well, it's slime and it'll hurt your teeth cause it's sugary!
Me: But I don't want to eat slime or have hurt teeth!
Hannah: *thinking* then: Ohhhh...well it's, hmmm, it's *big grin* it's CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Me: Oh, I love chicken nuggets!

Make believe eating progresses under Hannah's watchful, three year and two month old eyes.

Hannah: Do you like it?
Me: Yes, it's very yummy!
Hannah: Oh...well it was just slime.