Wednesday, February 20, 2008

101 Foundations

This morning, as Hannah watched me put on makeup:

Hannah: What's that called?
Me: This is makeup.
Hannah: No, what kind is it, what's it called?
Me: Oh! Well it's foundation.
Hannah: Oh...ohhhh...like the doggies!
Me: What?
Hannah: It's like the doggies makeup!
Me: What doggies?
Hannah: All the doggies with the puppies makups!
Me: OH! Nonono, this is *foundation*, not *dalmations*. DALmations are dogs, FOUNDation is makeup.
Hannah: haha, foundations go woof woof!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

I know I've been slacking, but now there is a Dragon Epidemic

In the car on the way to work this morning:

Hannah: Daddy, I fought a dragon!
Hannah's Daddy: Oh really!?
Hannah: Yeah, and I beat him and was in his mouth!
Hannah's Daddy: Well how did you beat him if you were in his mouth? That doesn't sound like a good way to win!
Hannah: Yeah, well, I grabbed his tongue and pulled on it and MESSED HIM UP!


My kid is the awesomest and she's not even three yet.